Barefoot in the Uterus

It’s only polite—                                                                                                                                       
leave your shoes at the door.                                                                                                                 
No need for your socks                                                                                                                           
or for condoms, you boar.

Mom’s waiting for you—                                                                                                                         
take a breather, you goat!                                                                                                                       
No need for the boss                                                                                                                                
to hand you a note.

A bit of a stretch                                                                                                                                       
sure is good for a gal.                                                                                                                              
No room at the inn?                                                                                                                               
Allons nous! J’ai une salle!

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