Thirteen Ways Old Guys Think about Funerals

I’ve driven past this church for years.
Another ski buddy bites the dust.
You’d never guess he was Catholic.
His dad’s so deaf it’s pitiful.
I wonder what the coroner came up with.
My son thinks communion is mandatory.
The priest just got his name wrong.
Damn this thing is heavy.
What a spread!
He liked his Maker’s manhattans.
His CPA’s upbeat.
Is that the FBI taking pictures?

Not this church again.

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