Da Vikin’ Calypso

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(sung in the style of Loudon Wainwright and Harry Belafonte)

Now when your ass be draggin’ da groun’
Time to put da mutts in da pound
Buy a teekit, take a cruise,
Make some friends, drink lotsa booze!

HEY EVERYBODY GET ON DA SHIP
TIME TO MAKE DA VIKIN’ TRIP.

Two-Beers he take us up da Rhone,
So much food can’t leave it alone,
Don’ need hell to pay for sins,
Jet lag give your head da spins!

HEY EVERYBODY GET ON DA SHIP
TIME TO MAKE DA VIKIN’ TRIP.

Good Friday come, Good Friday go,
Da crew dey put on quite da show.
Vikin’ want to get your keester
Back on board da followin’ Easter!

HEY EVERYBODY GET ON DA SHIP
TIME FOR ANOTHER VIKIN’ TRIP.

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